These are a few of the things I've learned from Friends. Life's most important lessons I think.
- If you're "on a break" don't sleep with some girl from the coffee shop.
- If you want to escape a crazy person, tell them you're going to Yemen
- If you get stung by a jelly fish, someone will need to pee on you.
- and so you know, if he had to, Joey would pee on ANY ONE OF YOU!
- The best way to cheer someone up is to put a turkey on your head, with some over sized sunglasses, and dance around.
- It is not smelly cat's fault.
- If someone you care about writes you a letter, READ THE WHOLE THING, before agreeing. Even if it is 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!
- Every person is entitled to a freebie list.
- a list of 5 celebrities you could be intimate with if given the opportunity.
- Maternity pants are great for when the baby expands, but they are also good later for stealing melons from grocery stores.
- There are 7 erogenous zones. (Just ask Monica)
- Regina Phalange and Ken Adams are the best alias names.
- Too much Ms. Pac-Man will give you "the claw"
- The 3 most frightening words can easily be "OH MY GAWD" followed closely by "Chandalah Bing?!"
- When a point becomes invalid. It is a "moo point" like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.
- Its okay to cry when you watch Titanic because those two only had each other!
- Everyone has a lobster.
- When you're picking team captains... Bunny Up!
- Love happens when you least expect it.
- You can change your name to anything you want. Even Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
- Your friends are always there for you.
- Thanksgiving is never, ever peaceful, or uneventful. And that is okay.
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